{"id":1093,"date":"2005-09-05T23:32:28","date_gmt":"2005-09-06T03:32:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/beatrice.com\/wordpress\/2005\/09\/05\/bush-stupider-mr-billi-dont-think-anyone-could-have-anticipated-the-breach-of-the-levees-well-nobody-apart-from-all-the-scientists-disaster-preparation-experts-and-mr-bill-that-is-oh-and-fanny-trollop\/"},"modified":"2005-09-05T23:32:28","modified_gmt":"2005-09-06T03:32:28","slug":"bush-stupider-mr-billi-dont-think-anyone-could-have-anticipated-the-breach-of-the-levees-well-nobody-apart-from-all-the-scientists-disaster-preparation-experts-and-mr-bill-that-is-oh-and-fanny-trollop","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/beatrice.com\/wordpress\/2005\/09\/05\/bush-stupider-mr-billi-dont-think-anyone-could-have-anticipated-the-breach-of-the-levees-well-nobody-apart-from-all-the-scientists-disaster-preparation-experts-and-mr-bill-that-is-oh-and-fanny-trollop\/","title":{"rendered":"George W. Bush: Stupider Than Mr. Bill"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote>\n<p>&#8220;I don&#8217;t think anyone could have anticipated the breach of the levees.&#8221; <\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Well, nobody apart from all the scientists, disaster preparation experts, and <A href=\"http:\/\/rescueparty.org\/Torrents\/Mr.%20Bill's%20Hurricane.wmv\">Mr. Bill<\/A>, that is. Oh, and <A href=\"http:\/\/slate.msn.com\/id\/2125733\/\">Fanny Trollope<\/A>, back in 1832.<\/p>\n<p>While we&#8217;re on the subject, loosely speaking, Homeland Security Secretary Michael Chertoff is <A href=\"http:\/\/www.wonkette.com\/politics\/michael-chertoff\/index.php#chertoffs-reading-habits-123841\">a bald-faced liar<\/A> who in any other administration would be hung out to dry. With the idiot we have running the show now, though, he&#8217;ll undoubtedly get a medal.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;I don&#8217;t think anyone could have anticipated the breach of the levees.&#8221; Well, nobody apart from all the scientists, disaster preparation experts, and Mr. Bill, that is. Oh, and Fanny Trollope, back in 1832. While we&#8217;re on the subject, loosely speaking, Homeland Security Secretary Michael Chertoff is a bald-faced liar who in any other administration [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/beatrice.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1093"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/beatrice.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/beatrice.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/beatrice.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/beatrice.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1093"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/beatrice.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1093\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/beatrice.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1093"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/beatrice.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1093"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/beatrice.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1093"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}