How to Talk Trash About Liberals (If You Must)

Page Six passes along this tidbit from Ann Coulter's interview in the next issue of Esquire:

"If I wrote about how all sex is rape, if I were Naomi Wolf, I would have been on the cover of magazines. Magazines pretend to write about serious things while putting chicks in short skirts on their covers. I've written three non-fiction best sellers and I'll put on miniskirts for them, but no, I don't exist."

Ms. Coulter must be reading more magazines than me, because I certainly can't recall Naomi Wolf ever appearing on the cover of any magazine in a short skirt. Come to think of it, the only time I've seen her on the cover of any magazine at all in the last few years is a tiny headshot on the New York issue where she made those allegations about Harold Bloom. Heck, I can't even recall when Wolf ever wrote anything that could be construed as a full-bodied endorsement of the classic Dworkinian "all sex is rape" thesis. But mostly I'm amused by the idea that Naomi Wolf is a superstar sex-symbol pundit while Ann Coulter toils in obscurity.